Ask the Hero!!

Subject: Ask the Hero!! Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:37 pm

If anyone has any questions for the awesome and heroic ME then go ahead and ask!! For example you could ask why i'm so awesome! Or amazing! or how i got so talented! Y'know that kind of stuff!!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:20 pm

Vas the boston tea party really ju dumping england's tea on him? Zat's what it says on Youtube. ((XD its true~!))

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:30 pm

Dude. I should've done that!! Now when anyone asks i'm gonna tell them that story!! But what REALLY happened is sort of similiar to that! Ok, Picture me as a cute little baby! Because i was freakin adorable when i was younger. Anyways, England was being a total jerk and making me pay a whole crap load of money for stupid tea and everything! So i put up with it for awhile but then it kept getting more and more expensive so i was like "OH NO YOU DIDN'T". So i threw all his tea in a very big puddle, or was it a lake...Whatever! After that England got all mad but it was worth it Bro!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:31 pm

Kesesese, zat was about as entertaining as ze one on YouTube. It sounds like that would be awesome, vish the awesome me could have been there to see this!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:14 pm

Don't worry man! I recorded it!!!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:06 pm

zeriously?! Awesome! I have got to zee this! Kesesese!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:36 am

Vait! I has anozer question! Vy is it dat most of your countries citizens are obese and eat less than you do, but somehow ju aren't obese? (*cough* yet *cough*)

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:08 am

My fellow americans aren't obese!! They're just big-boned because they're super strong and cool! And i hardly ever eat Bro so i don't know what you're talkin bout! *Shoves 5 big macs in my mouth and chugs down some Pepsi* ANYWAYS. The reason why i'm skinny and awesome and in shape is because i work out all the time! And then i show-off to Iggy since he's so weak and lame~!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:04 pm

Ju are a vorse younger bruder zan vest is! ><;

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:13 am

Hey i'm not a bad younger brother!!! Besiiiides, i'm not even Iggy's brother anymore. Remember, independece thing i kicked his arse and he cried like a baby! Yeaaah, good times!

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:37 pm

Ja, ja, he still thinks of ju zat vay, zo(though)
Oh! und about zat revolution thing, I heard a rumor england didn't even put any bullets in his gun zen

Subject: Re: Ask the Hero!! Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:30 am

Of course he didn't load his gun! He already knew i was too awesome to beat so he didn't even try! Since i'm so cool and amazing!! Not to meantion badass!!